Don't Mind Me I Only Work Here

I often wonder what people think when they are totally disrespectful of employees at the places they frequent. Take my place of employment for example. I am employed at a private country club so the people who frequent the facilities pay to be members. That must give them the right to be total butt monkeys, right? Normally - No! But my job doesn't exactly fall in the normal range. Yes I'm just a bartender but that means squat to my employers and the members.

Today I was yelled at 3 times because the water containers ran dry on the course. You know it would be way to easy for them to just walk their happy asses into the bar and politely ask for some water but is that what happens? If you answered no...you must work for us. What happens is that when the water runs out, the lovely members march right into the bar, past the water pitchers, to bitch at me that the water is gone. Does having money make their common sense take a hiatus? If I'm that thirsty, my first thought is how can I get some water and then if I so happen to see a pitcher or two full of water, I proceed to drink it. I do not walk past them to yell at some poor, unsuspecting bartender who just clocked on and is not in charge of refilling the outside water. Then when said bartender explains that she will get a busser to fill up the water, I do not continue on my tirade of how hot it is outside and how I want the water filled up NOW!

And who exactly thinks that drunken poker games are best held on Wednesday nights? Don't you know that that's the best night for them? Well according to the people I serve...Wednesday night is just what the doctor ordered to rid you of all sobriety. Just remember to play till all hours of the morning making your bartender and your server stay to accommodate you with your one drink an hour. Please...What ever you do....Do not tip! We really hate that!

One more thing...I really love it when you drink almost all of your beer and then argue with me that it was flat. But you drank it anyways and now you want a new one. Oh and you're not going to pay for it because the first one was so horrible. But you drank it anyways!

My Effin Head Hurts

My other favorite site that I spend way too much time on has recently been made over. People say they like it. Me....It gives me a headache and I can't figure out the new layout. I will probably just say bye bye. I need to spend more time in real life doing other things....like going to the gym to work off this heifer butt that has attached itself to me. So since that's just wishful thinking and because I have no will power, I guess I'll just have to blog more.

Independence Day

Happy 4th of July! It's a wonderful day to celebrate our country! Please take a moment to remember our troops today and if you know any military personnel, please let them know just how much you appreciate all they do for us.

Stay Safe this holiday weekend!